The Resident Evil saga has varied wildly in terms of quality on a film-by-film basis. Heck, The Final (excuse me while I laugh uncontrollably at the notion that this will be the “final” installment) Chapter fluctuates in quality on a scene-to-scene basis. For every awesome sequence of zombie carnage, there is at least one humdrum shootout foiled ( Read more... )

(Special Note: I know I’m jumping the gun a bit by reviewing this Horror Franchise Movie a day before the annual 31 Days of Horror-Ween, but I just couldn’t wait to post this review ( Read more... )

The Short Version:

Milla Jovovich does NOT get naked in 3-D, so save your $14 and see Piranha 3-D again.

The Long Version:

Resident Evil:  Afterlife 3-D hates you.  It really does.  It takes away everything you want from a Resident Evil movie and then rubs your nose in it.  You want Milla Jovovich naked?  Sorry, this Bud is not for you.  You ( Read more... )

Milla Jovovich returns as Alice in the third installment of the Resident Evil franchise. It’s no Resident Evil: Apocalypse, but then again, what could be ( Read more... )

Paul W.S. (Mortal Kombat) Anderson returns to video game territory with this adaptation of the immensely popular Capcom video game. Milla Jovovich stars as Alice, an amnesiac trapped inside a booby trapped mansion known as “The Hive” where a team of paramilitary soldiers are trying to quarantine a deadly virus that turns it’s victims into flesh ( Read more... )

It’s hard enough to find a sequel that’s better than the original, and harder still to find a movie based on a video game that’s any good, so it’s surprising that this flick manages to do both. You gotta love any movie that has A) not one but TWO hot chicks dressed in skimpy clothes running around shooting big guns. B) a city being overrun by ( Read more... )